Carp’s Funny Jokes Page!

Q: Why was the sand wet?

A: Because the sea weed!

 

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships!

 

Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?

A: With TEN-tickles!

 

Q: What fish is the most valuable?

A: The goldfish!

 

Q: What is a knight’s favourite fish?

A: A swordfish!

 

Q: Why did the fish blush?

A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!